How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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