Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
false alarm, still single
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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