ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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