Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i dont even know how to be here
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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