HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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