She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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