eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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