i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I currently don't understand fingers.
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