The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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