ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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