But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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