Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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