Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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