You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I love you. Go after that dick
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
So apparently I’m into choking now
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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