And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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