I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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