There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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