Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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