Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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