So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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