Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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