clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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