she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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