I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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