he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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