Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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