yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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