Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
That reminds me...we need to get swords
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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