She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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