we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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