her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Holy sore nipples Batman
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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