we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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