Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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