The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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