erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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