Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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