he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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