You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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