There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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