I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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