Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
