I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
