i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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