In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
