I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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