no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So many bounce houses so little time
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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