can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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