Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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