Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
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When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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