fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Randomize
