in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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