I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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