I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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