I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My ass is underappreciated
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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