That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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