im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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